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 Zudes is the Swole God of Gains, a god who's entire portfolio is occupied by fitness-related functions. Zudes is the Swole God of Gains, a god who's entire portfolio is occupied by fitness-related functions.
  
-Zudes is depicted as a large, VERY MUSCULAR blue glowing man in shorts. He is usually shown in a jolly mood, stiking various bodybuilding poses.+Zudes is depicted as a large, VERY MUSCULAR blue glowing man in shorts. He is usually shown in a jolly mood, striking various bodybuilding poses.
  
 ====Relationships==== ====Relationships====
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 ====Dogma==== ====Dogma====
  
-Zudes' teachings are almost exclusively focused on fitness and exercise. He teaches his followers to live their life by routine, and accrues worship by his followers obtaining PEAK PHYSICAL PERFORMANCE.+Zudes' teachings are almost exclusively focused on fitness and exercise. He teaches his followers to live their life by routine, and accrues worship from his followers obtaining PEAK PHYSICAL PERFORMANCE in his name.
  
 While Zudes himself is depicted as a bodybuilder, his dogma is not concerned solely on the bodybuilding aesthetics of fitness. It is understood that individuals require different forms of training, and that every individual may achieve very different results on their journey to PEAK PHYSICAL PERFORMANCE. Zudes requests, simply, that his followers HIT THE GYM. While Zudes himself is depicted as a bodybuilder, his dogma is not concerned solely on the bodybuilding aesthetics of fitness. It is understood that individuals require different forms of training, and that every individual may achieve very different results on their journey to PEAK PHYSICAL PERFORMANCE. Zudes requests, simply, that his followers HIT THE GYM.
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 Zudes is worshipped in Gyms, Colosseums, and Stadiums all around the ring - his symbol appears in most places that serve fitness functions. Many worshippers of Zudes do not worship him exclusively, but those who do hit the gym often and with vigor.  Zudes is worshipped in Gyms, Colosseums, and Stadiums all around the ring - his symbol appears in most places that serve fitness functions. Many worshippers of Zudes do not worship him exclusively, but those who do hit the gym often and with vigor. 
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 +By dedicating their journey to PEAK PHYSICAL PERFORMANCE to him, Zudes rewards them with SWOLE GAINS.
  
 ====Temples====  ====Temples==== 
  
 While Zudes is represented in many gyms, Temples of Zudes are massive fitness complexes. They are equipped with every piece of fitness and sports equipment the local followers can afford. While Zudes is represented in many gyms, Temples of Zudes are massive fitness complexes. They are equipped with every piece of fitness and sports equipment the local followers can afford.
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 +Local followers of Zudes push to have their temples free to use for the public (although this is not always economically feasible). Due to their collectivist philosophy, they do what they can to improve the health and fitness of their community.
  
 ====Rituals==== ====Rituals====
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 The Stretches that devout followers of Zudes perform before a workout session follow the various poses found in The Book of Zudes. The Stretches that devout followers of Zudes perform before a workout session follow the various poses found in The Book of Zudes.
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 +===Bro Spotting===
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 +The Spotting of a gym partner during a lift is a sacred observance. With their partner there to defend them, a follower of Zudes can truly push their limit. Followers of Zudes consider spotting as a crucial, spiritual ritual where you assist those around you on their journey to PEAK PHYSICAL PERFORMANCE, and in turn they help you.
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 +Beyond spotting at the gym, Bro Spotting can be expressed in small acts of helpfulness. It is not just to help with GAINS and LIFTING THINGS - It is about supporting and uplifting your community. It is about defending the people around you and helping those around you achieve their goals.
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 +Bro spotting is much more than helping with a workout, it one of the core tenants of The Book of Zudes.
  
 ===Day of Rest=== ===Day of Rest===
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